3.20.2010

When I grow up I want to be a...

We had some friends over and had a discussion about what kind of wild animal we would be. Of course we got the usual "I want to be a bird" or "I want to be a fish"...but not my Mister. He wants to be a Manatee so he can scare the fisherman and reek havoc and destruction in the harbors he would live in as revenge for all the times the boats cut up the Manatees backs. He goes on and tells us how he would jump into their boats and slap all the fisherman and then overturn the boat so they would be stranded and then he would laugh with all his other Manatee friends and swim away. WHAT?!?!